dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
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some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I just gargled with NyQuil
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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