I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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