Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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