i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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