my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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