I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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