Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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