Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
You surviving the open bar?
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About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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