Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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