were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
So squirting runs in the family.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
