the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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