i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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