so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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