You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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