It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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