Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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