It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
love makes seman taste better
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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