Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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