I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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