I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
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Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.