we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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