How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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