we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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