I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.