i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.