help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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