If i could tip my vagina, i would.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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