i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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