I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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