hotel room ftw
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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