Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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