the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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