I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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