Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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