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She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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