good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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