dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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