Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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