Don't you send me to vm
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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