I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
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I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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