He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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