that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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