Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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