i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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