I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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