can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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