if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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