Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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