I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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