so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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