I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
false alarm, still single
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