I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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