the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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