You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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