I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Everclear isn't food dammit
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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